FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

    FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

    FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

    FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you.
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