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    Boy: I Love You!
    Girl: Agar Main Bhi Ttumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
    Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
    Girl: Jaa Pagle, Nahi Kehti... JEE Le Apni Zindagi...

    Boy: Tum Ladki Ho Ke Sharaab Peeti Ho???
    Awesome reply by girl: Toh Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Gender Change Karwaun ???

    Operation Ke Baad Patient Bola: Doctor Sahab! Kya Ab Main ROG MUKT Hun?
    Samne Se Jawab Mila: Beta! Doctor Sahab Toh Dharti Par Rah Gaye, Main Toh CHITR GUPT Hun!!!

    Police: Aapke Ghar Kee Talaashi Leni Hai !
    Santa: Kyon ?
    Police: Khabar Mili hai Ki Aapne Ek Khatarnaak Aatankwadi Ko apne Ghar Mein Rakhaa Hua Hai !
    Santa: Khabar Toh Ekdum Pakki Hai Inspector Saab... Par Aajkal woh Maayke Gayi Hui Hai !!!
  • Husband & Wife Humour Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!
    Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
    Pati: Maaf Karna Bhai...
  • 5 Idiots!!! A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?
    Minister said there will be...
  • Suicide... Suicide... Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho???
    Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein...
  • This Year's Best Lexphillies A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year`s winning submission is posted at the very end....
  • Pati, Patni Aur Patient... Patient: Doctor Sahab, Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Pairon Par Ek Aurat Ne Gaadi Chadha Di.
    Doctor Ne Usko Achche Se Check Kiya, Aur Paaya Ki Bahut Hi Mamuli Si Chot Hai...