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    Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:
    1) Hasrat Khan
    2) Harkat Khan
    3) Barkat Khan

    2 Saal Baad Uske Yahan Phir 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Is Baar Unke Naam Rakhe:
    1) Dariya Khan
    2) Samandar Khan
    3) Sailaab Khan

    Next Time Phir Se 3 Bachche Hue Aur Is Baar Naam The:
    1) Himmat Khan
    2) Housla Khan
    3) Bardasht Khan

    Har Baar Ki Tarah Jab Is Baar Bhi Uske Yahan 3 Bachche Hue Toh Is Baar Naam Biwi Ne Rakhe:
    1) Bas Kar Khan
    2) Sharam Kar Khan
    3) Reham Kar Khan.....
  • Short but Hilarious Boy: I Love You!
    Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
    Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
    Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi Kehti...
  • Fake and Real Friends FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days...
  • Husband & Wife Humour Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!
    Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
    Pati: Maaf Karna Bhai...
  • 5 Idiots!!! A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?
    Minister said there will be...
  • Suicide... Suicide... Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho???
    Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein...