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    If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.
    If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sister.
    If you can convince a female in 30 minutes then she is your daughter.
    If you can convince a female in 1 hour then she is your girl friend.
    If you can convince a female in 3 hour then she is your lover.
    And ultimately....

    If you can't or don't even get a chance to convince a female then she is your wife...!!!
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