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    Principal: School Ka time 8 baje Ka Hai Aur Tum 9 Baje Aa Rahe Ho?
    Pappu: Sir Aap Na Mera Intezar Na Kiya Karo, Apne Time Se School Shuru Kar diya Karo.

    Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??
    Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
    Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai ?
    Pappu: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Nahin Ho Saki Wo Meri kya Hogi.

    Pappu Apni Gali Ke Ek Dukandar Se: Uncle Rang Gora Karne Waali Cream Hai???
    Dukandar: Haan Hai.
    Pappu: Toh Lagate Kyun Nahi, Main Roz Aapki Shakal Dekhkar Darr Jata Hun?

    Pappu: Daadi Neend nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Kuc Baate Karein?
    Daadi: Theek Hai.
    Pappu: Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad,Main aur Behen.
    Daadi: Nahi Beta aapki shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
    Pappu: Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Phir 5 Ho Jayenge.
    Daadi: Beta Phir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
    Pappu: Phir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas 5 Ho Jayenge.
    Daadi: Kaminne, Kutte, Haramkhor... Soja Chup Chaap.
  • Convincing a Woman If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.
    If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sister.
    If you can convince...
  • Are you a Lawyer? A man goes into a bar, he`s really pissed off. He sits down and orders a beer. "What`s wrong?" The barman asks him.
    "Lawyers are assholes!" he exclaims...
  • Bas Kar Khan Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:
    1) Hasrat Khan
    2) Harkat Khan
    3) Barkat Khan
    Kuch Time Baad Phir...
  • The Coffin Maker A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his...
  • Short but Hilarious Boy: I Love You!
    Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
    Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
    Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi Kehti...
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