|Ek Student Ko Apni Life Me Khud Par Sabse Zyada Proud Kab Hota Hai ?|
Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho, Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake Kahe: Copy Chhupa Lo, Pichhe Wala Dekh Raha Hai...
Kasam Se, Seena Kushi Se Chauda Ho Jaata Hai...
A School Inspection Inspector: Ek bade Ccientist Ka Naam Batao?
Student: Alia Bhatt..!!
Inspector: Aap Ye Sikhate Ho School Mein?
Teacher: Ye Totla Hai Sir... Ye Bol Raha Hai... ARYABHATT
Pappu Kayi Dino Se School Nahi Ja Raha Tha.
Toh Kaafi Dino Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai: Itne Din Se Kahaan The?
Pappu: Bird Flu Ho Gaya Tha.
Teacher: Par Yeh Toh Birds Mein Hota Hai.
Pappu (Gusse Me): Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana Dete Ho...
Top Replies by Teachers if they don't know the answers:
1) I think the question is wrong.
2) I'll tell you tomorrow.
3) Don't ask foolish questions!
4) You'll study this in the next semester.
& the most famous one,
5) Nice question, raise your hands who know the answer of this question ?
If no one raises... Then it is an assignment for you.
Teacher: Pappu, What's 5 - 5?
Pappu remains quiet.
Teacher tries again: Agar Tere Paas 5 Bhaturey Hain, Aur Maan Lo Ki Vo 5 Bhature Tum Se Le Loon Toh Tumhaare Paas Kya Bachega?