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    Husband: Darling!!! Tumhara Naam Haath Pe Likhu Ya Dil Pe??
    Wife: Idhar Udhar Kyun Likhte Ho ? Agar Sachcha Pyar Karte Ho Toh Seedha Apne Property Ke Papers Pe Likho !!!
    Moral: Biwi Ke Saamne Style Nahin Maarnr Ka.

    Prabhu... Yeh Kya Moh-Maya Hai?
    Apna Bachcha Roye, Toh Dil Mein Drd Hota Hai Aur Doosre Ka Roye, Toh Sir Mein!
    Apni Biwi Roye, Toh Sir Mein Dard Hota Hai Aur Doosre Ki Roye, Toh Dil Mein....
    Sab Prabhu Ki Maya Hai.

    A Man Praying in Kumbh Mela:
    Hey Prabhu, Nyaye Karo...
    Hey Prabhu, Nyaye Karo...
    Hamesha Bhai-Bhai Bichhadte Hain Is Kumbh Ke Mele Mein...
    Kabhi Pati-Patni Pe Bhi Try Karo!!!!

    Wife: Jaanu, Kaash Aap Message Hote, Main Aapko Save Karti Aur Jab Dil Chahta Ta Padh Leti.
    Husband: Kanjoos Hee Rahiyo, Save Hee Karke Rakhiyo, Apni Kisi Saheli Ko Forward Na Kariyo!!!
  • Lottery Ticket Ek Baar Banta Mandir Gaya Aur Haath Jodkar Bahgwaan Se Prarthana Karta Hai: Hey Prabhu ! Aaj Maine Lottery Daali Hai, Meri Aapse Dua Hai Ki Please Aaj Meri Meri Lottery...
  • The New Signature Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough money to send for the wife and children...
  • Kids vs Teachers Top Replies by Teachers if they don`t know the answers:
    1) I think the question is wrong.
    2) I`ll tell you tomorrow.
    3) Don`t ask such foolish....
  • Not for Sale!!! A picky lady customer at a Supermarket`s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered.
    "Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in...
  • 9 Points to Ponder Number 9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
    Number 8. Life is sexually transmitted.
    Number 7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which....
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