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    Since today is 31st December, these some Self-Care Tips for drunkards will be useful....

    1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
    Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
    Cure: Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward.

    2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
    Cause: You're lying on the floor.
    Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

    3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
    Cause: Looking through an empty glass.
    Cure: Quickly refill your glass!

    4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
    Cause: You're being dragged away.
    Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!

    5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
    Cause : You have your glass on your ear and tryin to drink from it.
    Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

    6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
    Cause: You're in the wrong house.
    Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

    7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
    Cause: You're in an ambulance.
    Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

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