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    Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai...

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    Mom: Ye Sab Nakhre Apni Bivi Ke Samne Karna, Tab Toh Munh Se Ek Shabad Nahin Niklega Jo Vo Banaygi Chup Chaap Kha Loge!!!

    Boy: Ok Lao Baigan Hi Khata Hu...

    After Marriage..........
    Boy: Aaj Khane Mein Kya Bana Hai Darling?

    Wife: Baigan Ki Sabzi!!!

    Boy: Kya??? Baigan Ki Sabzi...!!!

    Wife: Ye Nakhre Na Apni Maa Ke Saamne Kiya Karo, Tab Toh Kuch Bola Nahi Jaata.

    Boy: Achcha Lao, De Do Baigan Ki Sabzi...

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