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    Mulla Nasruddin and his wife went to Israel for their holidays, and visited a night club in Tel Aviv. A comedian was on the bill who did his whole act in Hebrew. Nasruddin's wife sat through the comic's act in silence, but Nasruddin roared with laughter at the end of each joke.

    "I didn't know you understood Hebrew," she said to the Mulla when the comedian had concluded his act.

    "I don't" replied Nasruddin.

    "Well, how come you laughed so much at his jokes?"

    "AH!!!" said Nasrudin. "I TRUSTED HIM."
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