|The new golfer asked the pro, "How much for a golf lesson?"|
"They're 13 lessons for $150 or a single lesson for $1,000."
"Why do you charge $1,000 for a single lesson yet offer a series for only $150?!"
"If you expect to learn golf in one lesson, you're expecting a miracle. And if you're expecting a miracle, you should expect to pay for one."