|Did you hear that Google is now offering free email accounts that are 500 times bigger than Yahoo's or MSN's accounts?|
Yep, but there is a catch: Google plans on reading your mail and then delivering ads based upon the content of the email.
So if your wife sends you a note saying, "If you don't figure out a way to get your dick hard, then I'm going to be forced to bone Santos our pool boy."
Then Google will include three ads in her message:
First for Viagra to offer help for your problematic erectile dysfunction.
Second for Purina dog food to help build healthy bones.
and to satisfy the most important need - a local pool service.