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    Did you hear that Google is now offering free email accounts that are 500 times bigger than Yahoo's or MSN's accounts?

    Yep, but there is a catch: Google plans on reading your mail and then delivering ads based upon the content of the email.

    So if your wife sends you a note saying, "If you don't figure out a way to get your dick hard, then I'm going to be forced to bone Santos our pool boy."

    Then Google will include three ads in her message:
    First for Viagra to offer help for your problematic erectile dysfunction.
    Second for Purina dog food to help build healthy bones.
    and to satisfy the most important need - a local pool service.
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