Pappu met up with his close friend Bunty and told him that he had just met the girl of his dreams. He asked Bunty for advise on how he should proceed!

    The wise and experienced man of the world, Bunty said, "Well, send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal."

    Pappu liked the idea, so he followed Bunty's advice and invited the woman. Next day after the dinner Bunty called Pappu and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go.

    Pappu cried, "It was a complete flop."

    Bunty asked, "Why? Didn't the girl come to your house?"

    Pappu replied, "She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!"
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