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    Rahul Gandhi called up Domino's and shouted at the branch manager: You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there's nothing on it!! No cheese, no toppings, nothing - it's just a circle of plain bread! What the hell is wrong with you guys? I am gonna close you guys down permanently and get you personally arrested!!!

    10 mins later Soniaji calls back to Dominos and apologises to the manager: Sorry, he opened the box upside down!!!
  • I'm From IIN... There are 3 kinds of people:
    1. Educated
    2. Uneducated
    3. IIN pass out
    WARNING: IIN spreading faster than swine flu....
  • Fighting a Ghost An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode...
  • Trumpets and Guns In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, "So how is your strange business going?"
    "What do you mean...
  • Break the News Doctor! Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would...
  • How Government Works Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a...