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    Bank Manager Santa Ki Application Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Signature Dekhta Hai... @/e
    Bank manager: Ye Kaisa Ajeeb Sa Signature Hai? Aur Kiska Sign Hai Ye???
    Santa: Ye Sign Meri Daadii Ka Hai!
    Bank Manager: Aisa Ajeeb Sa Sign? Kya Naam Hai Unka?
    Santa: Jalebi Baai...

    Santa went to a restaurant in China
    Chinese Waiter: Sir I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog Legs.
    Santa: Yaar Tu Apni Problems Chhodd, Menu Card Le Aa...!!!

    Subah Subah Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga.
    Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho?? Ye Mera TAB Le Lo...
    Jeeto Ne Tab Liya Aur Us Se Cockroach Maar Diya...
    Santa Behosh...
    Moral: Biwi Jo Maange... De Do!!
  • The Haircut! First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That`s so cute!
    Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think it`s too fluffy-looking...
  • I'm From IIN... There are 3 kinds of people:
    1. Educated
    2. Uneducated
    3. IIN pass out
    WARNING: IIN spreading faster than swine flu....
  • Fighting a Ghost An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode...
  • Trumpets and Guns In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, "So how is your strange business going?"
    "What do you mean...
  • Break the News Doctor! Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would...