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    Husband: Tumne Pada... Akhbaar Mein Likha Hai Taaje Survey Se Pata Chala Hai Ki 25 Percent Auratein Maansik Bimari Ke Liye Medicines Leti Hain?
    Wife: Toh Ismein Khaas Kya Hai?
    Husband: Yeh Toh Bada Hi Darawani Type Ki News Hai.
    Wife: Kyun?
    Husband: Iska Matlab Hua Ki 75 Percent Ladies Bina Medicines Liye Ghoom Rahi Hain...!!!

    Biwi Ne Namaaz Padhkar Dua Ke Liye Haath Uthaye, Par Kuchh Nahin Manga Aur haath Neeche Kar Liye!
    Shauhar Yeh Sab Dekh Raha Tha, Toh Puchh Baitha: Yeh Kya? Dua Kyun Nahin Maangi?
    Biwi: Maangne Hi Lagi Thi Ki 'Allah Aapki Tamaam Mushkilein Khatam Kar De' Phir Socha, Kahin Mujhe Hi Kuchh Na Ho Jaaye!

    Patni: Aaakhir Aurat Kya-Kya Sambhaale...
    Tumko Sambhaale,
    Tumhare Bachche Sambhaale,
    Tumhare Maa - Baap Ko Fambhaale
    Yaa Phir Tumhara Ghar Sambhaale ???
    Pati, Sukun Se: Agar Aurat Sirf Apni ZABAAN Sambhaal Le Toh Baaki Sab Apne-Aap Sambhal Jaayega !!!
  • Display of Authority A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation. The old rancher says...
  • The Rare Parrot A young man`s mother was now living in the big city and he didn`t see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mom was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot trained to speak...
  • Santa Quickies Subah Subah Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga. Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho?? Ye Mera TAB Le Lo. Jeeto Ne Tab Liya Aur...
  • Pizza Bread! Rahul Gandhi called up Domino`s and shouted at the branch manager: You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there`s nothing on it!! No cheese, no toppings...
  • The Haircut! First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That`s so cute!
    Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think it`s too fluffy-looking...
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