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    Pappu rings a call centre and complaining about his Internet.
    Pappu: My internet is not working properly.
    Officer: Ok, Double click on "My computer"
    Pappu: I can't see your computer.
    Officer: No no, click on "My computer" on your computer.
    Pappu: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
    Officer: Listen, There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer. Ok double click on it.
    Pappu: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
    Officer: Double click on your computer.
    Pappu: On which Icon I've to click.
    Officer: My Computer.
    Pappu: Oh you fool......
    Tell me where is your office. I'll come there and click on your "Computer."?
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  • Not For Sale A picky lady customer at a Supermarket`s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered. "Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in a separate piece of paper, please...
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    Wife: Toh Ismein Khaas Kya Hai?
    Husband: Yeh Toh Bada Hi....
  • Future PM!!! Rahul Gandhi walks into a Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma`am, would you please cash this cheque for me?"
    Cashier: It would be...
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