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    Santa Ke Ghar Navjot Singh Siddhu Ki Tasvir Lagi Hui Thi.
    Banta: Yaar, Tujhe Toh Cricket Mein Bilkul Bhi Interest Nahin Hai, Phir Tune Siddhu ji Ki Photo Kyun Laga Rahi Hai???
    Santa: Kaun Siddhu?? Main Toh Laughing Buddha Lene Gaya Tha... Dukaandar Ne Kaha Ye Le Jao, Latest Hai !!!

    Santa Jab Bhi Kapde Dhota, Tab Hi Baarish Ho Jaati. Ek Din Dhoop Nikli Toh Usne Shukr Kiya Aur Dukaan Pe Surf Lene Gaya.
    Wo Jaise Hi Dukaan Par Gaya, Baadal Zor-Zor Se Garajne Lage. Santa Fatafat Aasmaan Ki Taraf Muh Karke Bola: Kya?
    Kidhar??
    Main Toh Biscuit Lene Aaya Hoon, Kasam Se...!!! ???

    Santa Ki Maa: 21 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nahi Hui.
    Press Reporter: Phir Apne Kya Kiya?
    Santa Ki Maa: Phir Jab Mein 21 Saal Ki Hui Toh Papa Ne Meri Shadi Karwa Di, Phr Ja Ke Apna Ye Santa Hua... !!!

    Ek Aadmi Khade-Khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha. Santa Usko Bade Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola: Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe Toh Dhakka Maaru?

    Doctor: Motape Ka Ek Hi Ilaaj Hai. Tum Roj 2 Chapatis Khaya Karo.
    Santa: Theek Hai Doctor Sahab, Par Ye Toh Bataiye 2 Chapati Khaane Se Pehle Khaani Hai Ya Khaane Ke Baad ?
  • Wife's Q&A You ask your wife something and she says, "Wahan Rakha Hai."
    This "Wahan" can be either:
    1. On the table.
    2. Or any of th 26 drawers in kitchen....
  • Celebrities Express Some new trains have been announced in the name of celebrities: Bappi Express: Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it. Ekta Kapoor Express: Will come 3 times on the same platform in slow motion....
  • Santa in USA Ek Baar Santa USA Ghumne Gaya. Wahan Ek Din Jab Santa Shopping Kar Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Building Mein Aag Lag Gayi. Santa Fire Brigade Waalon Se Bola: Tum Logon Ko Neeche Phenko, Main Sabko....
  • Not For Sale A picky lady customer at a Supermarket`s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered. "Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in a separate piece of paper, please...
  • Mian-Biwi Ke Kisse Husband: Tumne Pada... Akhbaar Mein Likha Hai Taaje Survey Se Pata Chala Hai Ki 25 Percent Auratein Maansik Bimari Ke Liye Medicines Leti Hain?
    Wife: Toh Ismein Khaas Kya Hai?
    Husband: Yeh Toh Bada Hi....