Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
    Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?

    Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
    Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.

    Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?
    Caddy: Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.

    Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
    Caddy: Eventually.

    Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.
    Caddy: I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.

    Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of A distraction.
    Caddy: It's not a watch : it's a compass.

    Golfer: How do you like my game?
    Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.

    Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
    Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.

    Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on.
    Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.

    Best Caddy Comment
    Golfer: That can't be my ball, it's too old.
    Caddy: It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.
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