|A Boss hired a good looking and attractive secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office.|
Police: Who was there at that time in the room?
Secretary: I was there.
Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide?
Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for 2,00,000. Then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs.15,00,000, then he bought me a diamond ring for Rs.5,00,000. Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just Rs. 500 a night!
Moral: Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing!