Girl: Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Family Se Zyada Chahte Ho???

    Boy: No.

    Girl: Kyun...?

    Boy: Jab Main Paida Hua Toh Meri Maa Ne Musibat Jheli.
    Jab Bada Hone Laga Toh Baap Ne Ungli Pakad Kar Chalna Sikhaya.
    Jab Taklif Hui Toh Behan Royi.
    Jab Zarurat Padi Toh Bhai Ne Saath Diya.

    Girl: Achha Gandu... Jab Lund Khada Hua Toh Kaun Kaam Aaya...???
    Boy: Mera Dost, Jo Ye Joke Pad Raha Hai. Jisne Mujhe Hilaana Sikhaya....
  • Lick her Lock One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door...
  • Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
    2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
    3. Set the mood with lighting....
  • Mom and Uncle in Bed! "Hello?"
    "Hi honey.
    This is Daddy....... Is Mommy near the phone?"
    "No Daddy, she`s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
    After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you don`t have an Uncle Paul...
  • Life is Unfair A body-builder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed he was sun tanned everywhere but his penis. So, he went to the beach, naked, and buried himself in the sand with only his penis...
  • Simple Medical Test A very simple obesity test for tummy size. While pissing in standing posture, try to see your pappu without bending down. Do it when your pappu is normal in size, erect pappu can lead to incorrect...