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    A man returned from a very fancy hospital and was telling his friend all about his experience.

    "The hospital I was in was very specialized."

    "How so ?" asked his friend.

    "They had a food nurse who gave you food. They had a drug nurse who gave you drugs. They had a coffee nurse who gave you coffee..."

    "Really?" said his buddy. "Did they have a head nurse?"
  • Nude Painting Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he`d been recommended to paint him in the nude.
    "No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that...
  • Lick her Lock One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door...
  • Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
    2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
    3. Set the mood with lighting....
  • Mom and Uncle in Bed! "Hello?"
    "Hi honey.
    This is Daddy....... Is Mommy near the phone?"
    "No Daddy, she`s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
    After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you don`t have an Uncle Paul...
  • Life is Unfair A body-builder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed he was sun tanned everywhere but his penis. So, he went to the beach, naked, and buried himself in the sand with only his penis...