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    A man sits in a bar, reading a newspaper. Suddenly he is tapped on his shoulder by another man, "Excuse me sir, but do you know Mrs. Appleblossom?"

    The man folds up his newspaper, coughs slightly and replies, "Just a moment sir."

    After which he takes out a little black notebook, "A, A, A... (finding the name in the book) yes, actually I do know Mrs. Appleblossom."

    He puts the notebook back into his inside pocket picks up the newspaper and continues reading.

    The other man taps his shoulder again, "Excuse me sir, but have you been to bed with Mrs. Appleblossom?"

    The first gent puts the newspaper down again, finds his notebook and checks, "B, B, B... ahh, yes, I have been to bed with Mrs. Appleblossom."

    He starts putting the notebook away when he once again is tapped on the shoulder, "Excuse me sir, but I am Mr. Appleblossom, and I am very disappointed."

    "D, D, D... ahh... yes sir, so was I!!!"
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