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    Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy.

    "What would you say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best friend?" she asked provocatively.

    "Well," he mused, "I'd have to say that you're a lesbian!"
  • Head Nurse! A man returned from a very fancy hospital and was telling his friend all about his experience.
    "The hospital I was in was very specialized."
    "How so ?" asked his friend.
    "They had a food nurse...
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    Boy: No.
    Girl: Kyun...?
    Boy: Jab Main Paida Hua Toh Meri Maa Ne Musibat Jheli.
    Jab Bada Hone Laga Toh...
  • Nude Painting Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he`d been recommended to paint him in the nude.
    "No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that...
  • Lick her Lock One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door...
  • Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
    2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
    3. Set the mood with lighting....