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    A young man and a priest are golfing together.

    At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"

    The young man says, "An 8-iron, Father. How about you?"

    The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."

    The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.

    The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.

    The young man says, "I don't know about you, Father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."
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