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    A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.

    He found his ball and saw an opening between 2 trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing.

    The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him on the forehead and killed him.

    As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"

    The man replied, "Got here in two, didn't I?"
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    The disciple went away. Several months later, the guru paid...
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    Newton said he`d drop in.
    Socrates said he`d think about it.
    Ohm resisted the idea.
    Boyle said he was under too much pressure...
  • Pray and Hit A young man and a priest are golfing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"
    The young man says, "An 8-iron, Father. How about you...
  • Archery Contest Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of...
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