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    Ek Ladki Apne Kamre Mein Badi Udaas Si Baithi Thi, Tabhi Uski Ek Friend Us Se Milne Aa Gayi.

    Friend: Arey Yaar, Badi Udaas Si Lag Rahi Ho, Kya Baat Hai?

    Ladki: Ab Kya Bataun Tujhe, Rehne De...

    Friend: Please Bata Na, Share Karne Se Tera Man Halka Hoga...

    Ladki: Kal Raat Mein Ek Party Mein Gayi Thi... Tabhi Se Man Kuch Ukhda-Ukhda Sa hai.

    Friend: Aisa Kya Hua Party Mein, Kisi Ne Kuch Kaha Kya? Kisi Ne Tere Saath Badtameezi Ki Kya?

    Ladki: Party Mein Humne Ek Game Khela, Jisme Har Ladki Ko Har Ladke Se Ek Question Puchna Tha, Aur Agar Kisi Ladke Ko Uska Answer Nahin Aata Ho Toh Vo Us Ladki Ko Ya Toh Kiss Karega Ya Phir 100 Rs Dega.

    Friend: Ye Toh Bada Mazedaar Game Tha... Tumhe Kitne Kiss Mile??? Aur Vaise Ismein Udaas Hone Wali Kya Baat Hai???

    Ladki: Kiss!!!?? Mere Paas 3000 Rs Ikatthe Ho Gaye...
  • Message Templates Agar Mobile INDIA Mein Bante Toh Usmein Message Templates Kuch Aise Hote...
    1. Kamine Call Kar.
    2. Cigarette Lete Hue Aana.
    3. Teri Bhabhi Ke Saat Hun....
  • My Sweet Son!!! After watching a story of an Emperor on TV, a 6 years old kid: Mumym, Mujhe Bhi 5 wives Chahiye, Ek Jo Mere Liye Khana Banaye, Ek Mere Liye Padhai Karegi Aur Mera Homework Bhi, Ek Mere Saath Khelne Ke Liye...
  • Interview of a Married Man Interview of a married man for the benefit of the unmarried ones.
    Reporter: So how is your married life?
    Mr. Husband: First of all, "married life" is an oxymoron...
  • Green Balls! A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. "I can`t find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and...
  • Till Death Do Us Part When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a cloud...