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    A golfer is walking down to his golf course, carrying his clubs, when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint.

    He pulls out a wedge, creeps up behind the gunman and smashes it over the back of his head, knocking him unconscious.

    "You probably saved my life," says the grateful Arab. "I am a member of the Saudi Royal Family and I have the power and money to give you anything you desire as a reward."

    The golfer glances at his golf bag. "Well, some golf clubs would be nice," he says.

    Two weeks later, the Sheikh's secretary calls up.

    We've got your golf clubs," she says, "but the Sheikh would like to apologise to you in advance: two of them don't have swimming pools."
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