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And, actual packaging instructions:
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDREN S COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEPING AID): Warning: May cause drowsiness.