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    In Oregon, dead people are forbidden to serve on juries!
    And, actual packaging instructions:
    ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating.
    ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not iron clothes on body.
    ON BOOTS CHILDREN S COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
    ON NYTOL (A SLEEPING AID): Warning: May cause drowsiness.
  • The saviour? On a rain-soaked night, an infant tumble over the railings of the Howrah bridge and fell into the Hooghly river below. The weather did not prevent hundreds of Calcuttans from flocking over the rails and watching the proceedings, but no one attempted to save the drowning child. At last an old American tourist jumped in to the water and did the saving
  • Differences Between You and Your Boss When you take a long time, you`re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he`s thorough.
    When you don t do it, you re lazy. When your boss doesn t do it, he s too busy.
    When you make a mistake, you re an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he s only human.
    When doing something without being told, you re overstepping your
  • Sun Downer Santa: 'Yaar, where does the Sun go at night?'
    Banta 'It does not go
  • Suspense Story Johnny asked his classmate 'Do you know how to keep a foolish person in suspense.'
    'No, you tell...
  • Small time thief! A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up.
    A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy...
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