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    At a dinner party the other night my wife tried to embarrass me by telling our guests about an argument that's been ongoing in our house hold.

    "Yes," she said smugly. "He's well trained, I have constantly reminded him to put the seat down after he's used the toilet and like a good little boy, he now does as he's told."

    They all started laughing at me then one of her friends turned to me and said, "Hha, totally pussy whipped aren't you!"

    "No not really," I replied calmly. "I'v just been pissing in the sink for the last 6 months."
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