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    Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section.

    One asks the other if she would like a beer.
    The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it.
    The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.
    The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "This is for washing our hair."
    The cashier without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer saying, "Here, don't forget the curlers."
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