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    Santa Ko Beach Pe Sair Karte Hu Ek Bottle Milti Hai. Vo Usko Uthakar Jaise Hi Uska Dhakkan Kholta Hai, Ek Jinn Prakat Hota Hai Aar Kehta Hai, "Tumne Mujhe Is Bottle Se Azaad Kiya Hai, Mein Tumhe 3 Wishes Deta Hun, Maang Lo Jo Bhi Maangana Hai!"

    Sanat Phataak Se Bolta Hai, "O Yaar Bahut Pyaas Lagi Hai.... Tu Aisa Kar Pehle Ek Beer Ka Can De De, Baaki Baad Mein Soch Ke Batata Hun...

    And poof! there was a Can of Beer in his hand. Santa Jhat Se Beer Pee Leta Aur Jaise Hi Can Phainkane Lagta Hai Jinnn Kehta Hai, "Oye, Phainkane Se Pehle Is Can Ko Ek Baar Chek Toh Kar Le...

    He did and watched as it magically refilled itself with Beer. Santa Hairaani Se, "Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ye Toh Phir Se Bhar Gayi...

    "That's a magic can. Jab Bhi Tum Ise Khaali Karoge Ye Apne Aap Phir Se Bhar Jayegi." Santa Puchta Hai, "Matlab Ke Ye Kabhi Khaali Nahin Hogi???" Jinn Kehta Hai, "Kabhi Nahin. Aur Batao Santa ji, Aur Kya Chahiye... Apni Baaki ki 2 Wishs Batao"

    Santa grinned, "Oye Yaar, Aur Kuch Nahi Chahiye... Bas Aise 2 Can Aur De De... Kamaal Ke Can Hain Ye.....!!!!"
  • Nuns and Beer Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy...
  • Rahul's Election Rally Bihar Mein Elections Ke Chalte Rahul Gandhi Wahan Ke Ek Dur -Daraj Ke Gaanv Mein Election Rally Karne Ke Liya Gaya. Kareeb 30-35 Km, Kachchi Aur Tuti Si Sadak Pe Safar Karne Ke Baad Jab Rahul Wahan Pahuncha...
  • Henpecked Husband At a dinner party the other night my wife tried to embarrass me by telling our guests about an argument that`s been ongoing in our house hold.
    "Yes," she said smugly. "He`s well trained, I have constantly reminded him to put the seat down...
  • A Different Father A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always...
  • Apna Apna Tariff Electricity Department Ke Office Ke Saamne Ek Kele Wala Thela Lagaakar Kela Bech Rahaa Tha. Jab Office Kee Chhutti Hui Toh Electricity Department Ke Ek Engineer Ne Kele Wale Se Poochha: Kele Kya Bhav Hain...
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