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    Pappu Bazaar Gaya. Wahan Use Papa Ke Ek Purane Dost Mil Gaye.
    Uncle: Pappu Beta, Kaise Ho ?
    Pappu: Ji, Badhiya ..........
    Uncle: Aur Papa ?
    Pappu: Ji Vo Bhi Badhiya.....
    Uncle: Bhai ?
    Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Hai.....
    Uncle: Studies?
    Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
    Uncle: Aur Sunaao Pappu Beta, Kya Chal Raha Hai ?
    Pappu: Bematalab Ke Sawaal Jawaab.....!

    Teacher: A B C D Sunao..
    Pappu: A B C D...
    Teacher: Aur Sunao??
    Pappu: Sab Theek Hai Mam ji, Aap Sunao... Kya Chal Raha Hai Aajkal...?

    English Teacher: Wo Larki Sab Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Krti Hai. Batao Is Sentence Mein Larki Kya Hai ? Pappu: Sir! Larki Chaalu Hai...!!!

    Teacher: Pappu, Iski English MEin Translate Karo: Larkiyan Yahan Se Guzar Chuki Hain.
    Pappu: Oh Shit! I Am Late...
  • Auto Refill Santa Ko Beach Pe Sair Karte Hu Ek Bottle Milti Hai. Vo Usko Uthakar Jaise Hi Uska Dhakkan Kholta Hai, Ek Jinn Prakat Hota Hai Aar Kehta Hai, "Tumne Mujhe Is Bottle Se Azaad Kiya Hai, Mein Tumhe 3 Wishes Deta Hun...
  • Patni Ki Dhamki Pati Aur Patni Mein Kisi Baat Par Jabardast Jhagra Ho Gaya. Pati Us Baat Se Naaraz Hokar Patni Se Baat Nahi Kar Rahaa Tha. Patni: Ab Main 10 Tak Ginuungi, Agar Tum Naa Bole Toh Main Zehar Kha Loongi !!! Ek....
  • Nuns and Beer Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy...
  • Rahul's Election Rally Bihar Mein Elections Ke Chalte Rahul Gandhi Wahan Ke Ek Dur -Daraj Ke Gaanv Mein Election Rally Karne Ke Liya Gaya. Kareeb 30-35 Km, Kachchi Aur Tuti Si Sadak Pe Safar Karne Ke Baad Jab Rahul Wahan Pahuncha...
  • Henpecked Husband At a dinner party the other night my wife tried to embarrass me by telling our guests about an argument that`s been ongoing in our house hold.
    "Yes," she said smugly. "He`s well trained, I have constantly reminded him to put the seat down...
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