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    An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice.

    The old fellow was crabby and exacting.

    "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy.

    "Just do whatever I tell you to do."

    One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil.

    "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."

    Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith.
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