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    A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Santa's neighbourhood.

    "How often a week do you sleep with your wife?" asked the inquirer.

    "Eight times in a month," Santa said proudly without hesitation.

    "That is twice more often than your neighbour Banta," the inquirer said, writing.

    "That makes sense," Santa said, "after all, she's MY wife."
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