•  

    While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.

    Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.

    I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.

    Then I got him a Kilkenny's. He didn't like that either, so I drank it.

    Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager! He didn't. I drank it.

    I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's. Nope, he didn't. I drank it.

    In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast , Ireland 's finest. He wouldn't even smell it. What could I do but drink it!

    By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so shit-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home.
  • The Talking Frog! An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
    He looked around and couldn`t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again...
  • Shakespeare's Lesson A young lad and his mother were walking down the street one day when suddenly the boy yelled out excitedly, "Mother, Mother, Look at that bowlegged man!"
    His mother immediately hushed him explaining it was not polite...
  • Last Name!!! The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy."
    "Bobby," the new guy replied...
  • Income Tax Raid! Ek Baar Ek Seth Ke Ghar Icome Tax Ki Raid Pad Gayi. Income Tax Officer: Baaki Toh Theek Hai Seth Ji, Per Aapne Kutton Ko Jalebi Khilane Ka Kharcha 5 Lakh Rupaye Jo Likhe Hain... Us Se Hum Satisfied Nahin Hain...
  • Bloody Neighbours!!! There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads. Her car isn`t taxed or insured and doesn`t even have a number plate, but...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT