|Little Johnny goes to church on Sunday. There, he runs into the priest.|
The priest says: Good morning Johnny!
Johnny: Good morning, Father.
Priest: Tell me Johnny, how is your brother Timmy doing these days?
Johnny: Well Father, Timmy is crippled you know? And just the other day Father, Timmy came to the church, took holy water and rubbed it on his right leg and threw his crutch away!
Priest: Oh my God, a miracle in my church! We are blessed by God! Then what happened?
Johnny: Well Father, then he took holy water, rubbed it on his left leg and threw his other crutch away!
Priest: Praise Jesus! This is truly a miracle in my church! God is great! Then what happened, Johnny?
Johnny: Well Father then he fell on his a$$, he's crippled you know?