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    Ek Baar Banta Apni Premika K Saath Park Mein Bahon Mein Bahein Daalkar Baitha Hua Tha Aur Badi Hi Romantic Aur Pyaar Bhari Baatein Kar Raha Tha.

    Tabhi Wahan Ek Policewala Aaya Aur Banta Se Bola: Aapko Sharam Nahin Aati, Aap Ek Samajhdar Admi Hote Hue Bhi Yaha Park Mein Khule Aam Aisi Harkatein Kar Rahe Hain?

    Banta: Dekhiye Hawaldar Sahab, Aap Galat Samajh Rahe Hain, Jaisa Aap Soch Soch Rahe Hain Vaisa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai.

    Hawaldar: Toh Phir Kaisa Hai?

    Banta: Ji Hum Dono Shaadi-Shuda Hain.

    Hawaladar: Agar Tum Shadi-Shuda Ho Toh Phir Yeh Pyar Bhairi Baatein Apne Ghar Pe Kyun Nahin Karte?

    Banta: Darasal Vo Aisa Hai Hawaldar Sahab Ki Hum Toh Kar Lein Lekin Meri Patni Aur Inke Pati Ko Shayad Achcha Na Lage...
  • How to Insult Politely A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first...
  • Points To Ponder! 1. Should you do the right things or should you do things right?
    2. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
    3. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop...
  • Fart Your Guts Out There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife`s annoyance. "You`ll fart your guts out...
  • The Bathtub Fart A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. "Have a nice soak in the...
  • Four Animals A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
    A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says...