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    Two men were standing at adjacent urinals when one said to the other, "I'll bet you were born in Newark, Ohio."

    "Why, that's right!" said the second man in surprise.

    "And I'll bet you were circumcised when you were three days old."

    "Right again. But how'd you....."

    "And I'll bet it was done by old Doc Steadman."

    "Well, yes, but how did you know?" asked the second man in amazement.

    "Well, old Doc always cut them at a sixty-degree angle," explained the first guy, "and you're pissing on my shoe."
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