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    Manglu: Apne Pasandeeda Hair Cuting Salon Mein Shave Karwaane Pahuncha.

    Shave Karwate Samaye Uska Dhyaan Baaju Waali Khali Kursi Par Gaya Toh Usne Naai Se Puchcha Kya Baat Hai Bhai Aaj Tera Partner Golu Nahi Dikh Raha Hai. Chhuti Par Hai Kaya?

    Barber Ne Jawaab Diya: Vo Toh Jail Mein Hai!

    Manglu: Kyun Bhai!? Kya Ho Gya Aisa?? Kya Kar Diya Golu Ne???

    Barber: Vo Kya Hai Ki Aajkal Dhanda Bahut Manda Chal Raha Hai Isliye Golu Bahut Pareshan Rehta Tha! Kal Ek Grahak Aaya, Usne Shave Karwayi Toh Golu Ne Us Se Pucha Ki Massage Bhi Kar Dun Kya? Toh Us Grahak Ne Mana Kar Diya! Bas Golu Ko Gussa Aa Gya Aur Usne Uske Gale Par Ustra Maar Diya. Filhaal Golu Attempt Of Murder Ke Case Mein Andar Hai!

    Manglu: Aree Bhai Yeh Toh Bada Hi Bura Huya!

    Barber: Haan Sachmuch Bahut Bura Huya! Achcha Chaliye Choriye Aapki Shave Toh Ho Gayi, Masaage Bhi Kar Dun Naa?

    Manglu (Ghabrakar): Haan Haan Bhai, Kyun Nahi, Jaroor, Jaroor Mujhe Toh Baal Bhi Thode Bade Lag Rahe Hain... Lage Haath Vo Bhi Kaat De Bhai... Bas Naraaz Na Hona!
  • A Dinner Date Ladki: Chalo Aaj Kahin Bahar Chalte Hain Dinner Ke Liye.
    Ladka, Jo Ek Hr Manager Hai: Theek Hai.
    Ladki: Kahan Leke Chaloge?
    Ladka: Sher-E-Punjab Chalte Hain, Wahan Ka Khaana Achcha...
  • The Cutting Angle Two men were standing at adjacent urinals when one said to the other, "I`ll bet you were born in Newark, Ohio."
    "Why, that`s right!" said the second man in surprise.
    "And I`ll bet you were...
  • Compulsive Disorder A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder in the bartender`s face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping...
  • Best Friend? Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, "Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player and all of that, exactly the same...
  • Banta Ka Affair Ek Baar Banta Apni Premika K Saath Park Mein Bahon Mein Bahein Daalkar Baitha Hua Tha Aur Badi Hi Romantic Aur Pyaar Bhari Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Tabhi Wahan Ek Policewala Aaya Aur Banta Se Bola: Aapko...
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