•  

    There were three guys hitchhiking along the roads of a plain, boring field because their car overheated from the long drive. Exhausted, hungry, and thirsty from the long walk, they were desperately willing to stay over anywhere.

    Fortunately, they saw about a mile ahead of them a cow ranch, filled with hundreds of cows. They decided to stay there for the night. So they looked for the main office to ask the ranch owner if they could stay for the night. However, the ranch owner left for the day and no one was there. Too tired from their journey, they decided rather to sleep with the cows than walk forever. They each slept under a cow.

    One guy said, "I'm hungry and thirsty, what will we eat and drink?"

    Another guy suggested to drink the milk from the cow since they were lying beneath the milk sac. So they began to suck and drink.

    The first guy said, "My cow's milk is so good, I finished it all and now I'm full."

    The second guy said, "My cow's milk is so good, I finished it all and now I'm full."

    The third guy said, "My cow's milk doesn't taste quite right."

    The first and second guy then said to the third guy, "Well, try another nipple, that one probably has no more milk."

    The third guy in a confused state exclaimed, "But how come my cow has only one, long, nipple!?"
  • Dukandaron Ke Double Meaning Phrases Dosto Ye Kuch Line Hai Jo Dukandar Aurto Ko Bolkar Jaanbhuj Ke Maje Lete Hain
    Bank Cashier: Madam Aap So So Ke Lengi?
  • Special Occasions My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).
    One day, I was in the bathroom...
  • Screw It Tight A priest goes to the mechanic. He tells the mechanic, "Hey, I just brought in my car last week, and since you guys worked on it, it`s leaking oil all over my garage."
    The mechanic says, "My apologies Father...
  • A Great Actor There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has...
  • Nymphomaniac Wife Bob, the farmer, went into town to retrieve his monthly supplies. The clerk noticed Bob was displaying a sad face and asked what was wrong. Bob stated that his wife, Linda, was wearing him out as she was a nymphomaniac...