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    After lots of allegations and jokes, Vijay Mallya goes to SBI to repay the loan.. but see what happens:

    Monday
    Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan...
    SBI: It's lunch time come after 1 hour...

    Tuesday:
    Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan, so today I came early at 9.30...
    SBI: We are not open still, come after 11am...

    Wednesday:
    Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan, I've come at 11 am like you asked me to...
    SBI: Monthend sir, today is too much rush... wait for some time or come after tea time.

    Thursday, (Comes at 2 pm):
    Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan...
    SBI: Have you brought all the documents? Looks like two of your documents are missing... and I need a stamp from the other banks... come after doing it. We can't take your documents like that - it's a govt. bank, not private bank, right?

    Friday
    Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan , I have come with all the documents.
    SBI: The designated person is on leave... come tomorrow...

    Saturday
    Vijay goes to Bank & surprised after seeing it closed, asks the watchman: Is the bank closed because of me?
    Watchman: Sir... today's 2nd Saturday come on Monday.

    Sunday
    Vijay leaves India... (Facts written & Scripted by a tired customer of so called banks)
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