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    Beat this one..!! Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY:
    "Don't ever fart here;
    the smell will stay for ages.
    We don't have Windows!"

    And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises...
    "Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages."
  • Clerk Ka Kamaal Thekedar Se Setting Ho Jaane Ke Baad Clerk Ne Sahab Ko Bata Kar File Rakhi. Sahab Ne Likha "Approved".
    Do Din Baad Thekedar Apne Vaade Se Mukar Gaya. Clerk Ne Sahab Ko Bataya. Sahab Bole...
  • One Eared Admiral A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn`t physically impaired he remained in the Navy and eventually...
  • Laws of Life Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
    Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until...
  • The Best Dressed Mom Jennifer`s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parents` nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother...
  • Fart Personalities Personality according to how you fart.
    The intelligent person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbour`s fart precisely the latest food items consumed...