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    Ek Baar Rajinikanth Aur Kattappa Ki Mulaqat Ho Jaati Hai.

    Rajinikanth: Tumhe Pata Hai Mere Gaon Mein Light Nahin Thi, Main Agarbatti Jalaakar Uski Roshni Mein Padta Tha.

    Kattappa: Mere Gaaon Mein Toh Light Bhin Nahin Thi Aur Hamaare Paas Agarbatti Ke Paise Bhi Nahin The, Phir Bhi Mai Padha.

    Rajinikanth: Kaise?

    Kattappa: Mera Ek Dost Tha Prakaash, Usko Apne Paas Bitha Leta Tha. Aur Jab Bhi Baarish Hoti Thi Aur Prakaash Bheeg Jaata Tha Tab Bhi Main Padh Leta Tha.

    Rajinikanth: Kaise?

    Kattappa: Gaon Mein Jyoti Naaam Ki Ladki Bhi Toh Thi, Uske Paas Baith Kar.

    Rajinikanth Benhosh.
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