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    A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar.

    A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !!! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor... Do you think the Lord will let you in ???"

    "My good woman" passionately holding her hand, said the man, "When I go to Heaven I expect to leave my breath behind."

    Moral: Drinkers are practical people. Kindly Support them !!!!
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