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    Pappu Ki Harkaton Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya.

    Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Baith Ke Vo Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha.

    Uske Friend Bunty Ne Us Se Pucha: Kya Hua Yaar, Ro Kyu Raha Hai?

    Pappu: Yaar Mere Saath Bahut Bada Dhokha Hua Hai, Aur Vo Bhi Daddy Ne Kiya.

    Bunty: Kyun? Kya Kiya Unhone?

    Pappu: Yaar Paison Ki Jarurat Thi, So Unko Bola Ki Books Ke Liye Paise Bhej Do.

    Bunty: Toh?

    Pappu: Toh Kya, Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di...
  • Pappu Fail Ho Gaya! Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail Ho Gaya. Teacher Ne Santa Ko Class Mein Bulaya Aur Boli: Tumhara Ladka Bada Hi Nalayak Ho Gaya, Jitna Faltu Ki Baton Mein Dimaag...
  • Special Paani Puri Menu Ek Paani Puri Wale Ka Menu:
    Paani Puri : 10 Rs.
    Special Paani Puri : 20 Rs.
    Extra Special Paani Puri : 30 Rs.
    Double Extra Special Paani Puri : 40 Rs.
    Multi Special Paani Puri...
  • That's Odd ! A mother and father named their child "Odd". Because of his unfortunate name, poor Odd had the worst life you could imagine. In school, he was always picked on and had trouble making friends. In college he never fit in...
  • New Words for 2016 Deja Poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you!
    Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them...
  • Banta's First Date Jab Banta College Mein Tha, Toh Uske Bholepan Ki Wajah Se Ek Ladki Se Uski Dosti Ho Gayi. Ek Din Dono Ka Program Bana Ki Aaj Date Pe Chalte Hai Aur Kahi Dinner Karte Hai. Toh Dono Ja Pahunch Jaate Hain Ek...