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    Banta Suhagrat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Paas Jaa Ke Baith Gay Aur Bade Pyaar Se Samjhane Laga.
    Banta: Dekho, Sabse Pyaar Se Rehna, Sabki Respect Karna, Unka Vishwas Jeetne Ki Koshish Karna, Unki Care Karna, Hamesha Sach Bolna...
    Dulhan: Achcha ji, Thek Hai...
    Banta: Choton Se Hamesha Pyaar Se Baat Karna, Subah Jaldi Utha, Thoda Pooja Paath Karna, Bade-Bjurgon Ki Sewa Karna... Aur Pata Nahin Kya Kya....
    Dulhan Bechari Bore Ho Rahi Thi... Phir Vo Fatafat Uthi Aur Room Ka Darwaza Khol Kar Chilla Kar Boli: Arey Sab Log Andar Aa Jaao, Yahaan Satsang Ho Raha Hai...

    Santa Apne Motaape Ki Wajah Se Tang Aa Kar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.
    Santa: Doctor Sahab Is Mote Pet Ka Kuch Karo.
    Doctor: Iska To Sirf Ek Hi Ilaaj Hai.
    Santa: Wo Kya Doctor Sahab?
    Doctor: Tum Roz Sirf Do Hi Rotiyan Khaya Karo.
    Santa: Hmmmm, Par Ye Do Rotiya Khaane Se Pehle Khani Hai Ya Baad Mein?

    Pappu Ki Bike Ki Takkar Ek Scooty Waali Ladki Se Ho Gayi Aur Bechari Ladki Gir Gayi
    Bheed Jama Ho Gayi Aur Sabne Pappu Ko Kaafi Maara, Peeta, Aur Phir Ladki Aur Uski Scooty Ko Uthaya...
    Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Ap Theek Ho, LAgi Toh Nahin?
    Ladki: Arey Nahi, Ye Toh Roz KA Kaam Hai... Vo Actually Mein Abhi Seekh Rahi Hun Na...

    Madam Asked His Student, Pappu, To Get His Father's Signature On His Report Card.
    Pappu Bought His Report Card Next Day With A Signature On It - @@@@@@@@@ Madam Hairani Se: Pappu!!! Yeh Kaise Signature Hain?
    Pappu: Vo Mam, Mere Daddy Ki Jalebi Ki Dukaan Hai, Unka Haath Aise Hi Chalta Hai.
  • Pappu Ke Saath Dhokha Pappu Ki Harkaton Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya. Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Baith Ke Vo Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha. Uske Friend Bunty Ne Us Se Pucha: Kya Hua Yaar, Tu Ro Kyun Raha Hai...
  • Honeymoon Prank Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming....
  • Pappu Fail Ho Gaya! Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail Ho Gaya. Teacher Ne Santa Ko Class Mein Bulaya Aur Boli: Tumhara Ladka Bada Hi Nalayak Ho Gaya, Jitna Faltu Ki Baton Mein Dimaag...
  • Special Paani Puri Menu Ek Paani Puri Wale Ka Menu:
    Paani Puri : 10 Rs.
    Special Paani Puri : 20 Rs.
    Extra Special Paani Puri : 30 Rs.
    Double Extra Special Paani Puri : 40 Rs.
    Multi Special Paani Puri...
  • That's Odd ! A mother and father named their child "Odd". Because of his unfortunate name, poor Odd had the worst life you could imagine. In school, he was always picked on and had trouble making friends. In college he never fit in...