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    Gorkha Battalion Troops Ki Map Reading Class.

    JCO: Jawanon... Ye Ek Compass Hai... Ye Hamesha North Dikhata Hai.

    Sepoy: Saabji Ye Hamesha North Hi Kyon Dikhata Hai?...

    Jco: North Me Ek Bahut Bada Magnet Ka Pahar Hai. Isiliye.

    Sepoy: Saabji, Ager Us Hum Us Pahar Ke Niche Pahunchega Tab?

    Jco: Tab Bhi Pahar Ki Taraf North Me Hi Dikhayega.

    Sepoy: Saaabji, Hum Pahar Ke Uper Chad Jayega Tab?

    Jco: Iska Jawab Tea Break Ke Bad...

    After Tea Break

    Sepoy: Saabji........

    Jco: Aisa Hai, CO Sahab Ne Kaha Hai Koi Bhi Jawan Pahar Par Nahi Chadega.

    Sepoy: Jo Hukum Shaaaab!!
  • Lying Boyfriend Do Ladkiyan Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thi. 1st Girl: Aaj Ke Baad Kisi Bhi Ladke Par Vishwaas Nahi Karungi, Sab Ke Sab Jhoothe, Dhokhebaaz Aur Kameene Hote Hain.
    Her Friend: Kyun Kya Hua...
  • Sher Ki Sawari Pappu Apne Papa Santa Se Circus Dekhne Ke Liye Zidd Karta Hai: Papa Circus Dekhne Chalo Na.
    Santa: Na Beta, I'm Very Busy.
    Pappu: Papa, Usmein Ek Ladki Ne Bina Kapdon Ke...
  • Santa, Banta Aur Pappu Banta Suhagrat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Paas Jaa Ke Baith Gay Aur Bade Pyaar Se Samjhane Laga: Banta: Dekho, Sabse Pyaar Se Rehna, Sabki Respect Karna, Unka Vishwas Jeetne Ki Koshish Karna...
  • Balls and Brains! A Marine General, an Army General and a Navy Admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The Army General says, "Alright, I`ll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here...
  • Pappu Ke Saath Dhokha Pappu Ki Harkaton Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya. Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Baith Ke Vo Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha. Uske Friend Bunty Ne Us Se Pucha: Kya Hua Yaar, Tu Ro Kyun Raha Hai...