|One day a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive.|
She found a cop car in the parking lot of a donut shop, so she started to drive around, circling the cop car.
After about 10 minutes of driving round and round she got fed up, so she parked the car, got out and walked over to the cop car, looked at the cop and said, "Aren't you going to arrest me?"
The cop asked, "Why?"
She replied, "Cause I was drinking and driving!"
The cop looked at her in bewilderment and answered, "We can't arrest you if you're driving while drinking... water!"