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    Jeeto Ne Apni Kaam Waali Baai Ko Apna Ek Purana Suit De Diya.
    2 Din Baad Kaam Waali Gusse Se: Maalkin, Ye Pakdo Apna Suit Mujhe Nahi Chahiye.
    Jeeto: Kya Hua Re Tujhe... Suit Lekar Toh Bade Shouk Se Gayi Thi, Ab Kya Ho Gaya?
    Kaam Waali: Hona Kya Hai Maalkin Jab Mein Ye Suit Pehan Ke Aati Hun Toh Sahab Aap Ho Samajh Kar Meri Taraf Dhyaan Bhi Nahi Dete, Aur... Aur.... Jeeto: Aur Kya???
    Kaam Waali: Aur Driver Peeche Se Aakar Lipat Jaata Hai.

    Santa Subha Office Ke Liye Tayaar Ho Raha Tha.
    Santa Apni Wife, Jeeto Se Bola: Jeeto, Meri Blue Wali Shirt Kahan Hai?
    Jeeto: Oh Sorry Ji, Wo Toh Aaj Mere Se Jal Gayi.
    Santa: Chal Koi Na, Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Bhi Hai, Wo Le Aa.
    Jeeto: Pata Hai Ji, Maine Usmein Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wali Mein Laga Diya Hai.

    Santa Ke Ghar Aag Lagne Par Uski Patni Ki Kuch Body Jal Gayi.
    Santa Usko Shehar Ke Mashoor Surgeon Ke Paas Le Gaya.
    Santa: Doctor Sahab, Plastic Surgery Karvane Mein Kitna Kharcha Aayega?
    Doctor: Sab Mila Ke Lagbhag 10 Lakh.
    Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: Doctor Sahab, Aur Agar Plastic Hum De Toh?
  • Obama Calls NaMo Obama: Hey Modi... How are you?
    Modi: I`m good Barack. How are you doing?
    Obama: I`m absolutely fine. Where is Kejriwal, BTW?
    Modi: Not sure... but probably in Punjab or...
  • Love Marriage! Ladka Apni Maa Se Jaake Puchhta Hai: Maa Kya Love Marriage Karne Se Ghar Wale Naraaz Hote Hain?
    Maa: Tu Pakka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phas Gaya Hoga Aur Ye Sab Tujhe Usi Daayan...
  • Drink and Drive ! One day a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive. She found a cop car in the parking lot of a donut shop, so she started to drive around, circling the cop car. After about 10 minutes...
  • Magnetic Compass Gorkha Battalion Troops Ki Map Reading Class.
    JCO: Jawanon... Ye Ek Compass Hai... Ye Hamesha North Dikhata Hai.
    Sepoy: Saabji Ye Hamesha North Hi Kyon Dikhata Hai?...
  • Huge Pill Banta went to the doctor with a swollen foot. After careful examination, the doctor gave him a huge pill.
    "I`ll be right back with some water," the doctor said. The doctor was gone quite a while and eventually ...